101 Stupid Games


The Original Stupid Games Book.

101 Stupid Games

Intellectual Stupid Games

In these trying times it has become necessarily to use your head when being stupid.

Intellectual Stupid Games

And Still More Stupid Games?

Yes, there seems to be no limit to the stupidity.

Still More Stupid Games

More Stupid Games

Adventurous

  1. Go Back

  2. Stay On

    Don’t get off at your appointed train, or bus stop. Can be played in amusement parks, ill advised to play on a plane.

  3. Head for the Sea

  4. Dig a Tunnel

  5. Run For Cover

  6. Go to Brooklyn

  7. Use the Stairs

  8. Don’t Go Home

  9. Go to the Roof

  10. Sneak On

    Can be played in connection with “Stay On”.

  11. Shake A Tree

    Done after a snow storm; when there is still snow on the branches. Shake the tree trunk while looking up, great face shots.

Relaxing Games

  1. Take a Nap

  2. Take It Easy

  3. Wait Quietly

  4. Pause

  5. Don’t Be Nervous

  6. Leave Water Running

  7. Hide From Your Mom

Games Lost in Translation

  1. Ass You

    Rub your behind on someone while saying: “Let me Ass you something?”

  2. Plea:”Let Me Go!”

    “Let me go!…Let me go!”

  3. Disco Your Mom

    Dance something Spanish over to your mother s house

Social Games

  1. Trip the Waitress

  2. Wave a Flag

  3. Name Your Price

  4. Draw a Crowd

  5. Make Friends

  6. Sink

    When standing next to someone, slowly, very slowly, bend your knees, geting smaller, shrinking, until you are smaller. The people around you will notice eventually.

  7. Be Seen

  8. Make An Enemy

  9. Look Away

    Make eye contact with your friend, then,“Look Away”. Sounds stupid, but… yeah.

  10. Kiss Badly

  11. Pick a Fight!

  12. Stand Up and Leave

  13. Bring It In!

    Similar to “Everybody Let’s Sit Down!”, try and organize an impromptu meeting in any public place. I like to play when I first get to a new campsite. Great way to meet your new camping neighbor buddies.

  14. Pass It Around

  15. Foreign Names

    Think up some names. Armando Diega Rodriguez. Kenji Morishiba. Sven Kingspol

  16. Find a Niche

  17. Eight Ball

    Answer every question with an ‘Eight Ball’ answer. “It is certain.”; “My sources say no”; “You can count on it.”; “I’ve already answered that.”; “Your favorite color is blue.”…

  18. Find a Niche

  19. Take My Sister

    Try and get rid of your sister.

  20. Night Owl

    When waking in the middle of the night, instead of watching tv or reading, put on a robe or something, and go outside. See who else might be playing… ‘NIGHT OWL’.

Admirable

  1. Work for Free

  2. Clean Your Legs

  3. Skip In Public

  4. Act Your Age

  5. Clean Your Teeth

  6. Get There Early

  7. Write Your Name

  8. Lick The Ground

  9. Tell The Truth

  10. Keep Clean

  11. Be Ready

  12. Thumbs Up!

Competative

  1. Pretend Your Asleep

  2. Sit Down Fast

  3. Take The Lead

  4. Don’t Throw Him

    This game is done in Judo competions. I’m actually really good at it. Instead of trying to win the match by throwing your opponent you manage to lose or draw by not throwing the other guy.

  5. Pick Up The Pace

    Just walk a bit faster, then faster…

  6. Look Alive!

Metaphysical

  1. Look For Water

  2. Strike a Match

  3. Look Your Age

  4. Maybe This is Them

    Can be played anywhere, but best if you know that your friend may be coming by relatively soon. Wait patiently for your companion(s), and each time someone new is on their way down the street say, “Maybe this is them”.

  5. Look German

  6. Repulse The Monkey

  7. Don’t!

    Do nothing, stay ahead.

  8. Gust of Wind

    Not sure how to play, but sounds cool.

  9. Be Aware

  10. Drop It

    Simply drop whatever you may be holding. Can be very liberating.

Games For the Big Screen

  1. Keep Clapping

  2. Don’t Sit with Your Friends

  3. Pay for the Movie

    Be satisfied by only purchasing a ticket stub, it is not necessary to actually go in and watch the film.

Phone Games

  1. Phoneacide

    Put a For Sale sign with your phone number in a public place. Sell something very cheap. Like your stereo/E bike/house for $20. When people call you to ask about your merchandise, tell them “It’s not for sale!!” People will call continuously if you phoneacide ais enticing enough.

  2. Scream into the Phone

  3. Whistle(This old man) over the Phone

    Have your friends guess the tune you are whistling over the phone. Can be played with people who you do not know.

Phone Gamese

Challenging

  1. Ring And Run

    Go to a neighbors house, ring the bell, run away.

  2. Don’t Wear Red Or Yellow

  3. Funny Bone

    Get someones funny bone. Popular spots: Elbow; Knee; Anus.

  4. Keep Away From Children

  5. Just Hop

  6. Break In

  7. Everybody Let’s Sit Down!

    Usually played at a rock concert, or sporting event. Try and have everyone sit by yelling “Everybody, lets sit down!” “Everybody, lets sit down!” usually have to say it twice.

  8. Don’t Talk

    Great game in a car or restaurant with children.

  9. Only Eat on Trains

  10. Use Your Feet

  11. Don’t Move

  12. Don’t You Fucking Move!

  13. Look For Yourself

    Go out with a snapshot of yourself. Go up to someone and say “Have you seen this person?” Then show them your photo. You can make up an interesting story as to why you are looking for them. Like they are your ride, or something.

  14. Get ’em

    Pick somebody, and rush them, better if you have some guys on your side. Good to yell first, say something like “There he is!”

  15. Keep a Secret

Obnoxious

  1. Make A Noise

  2. Wait Loudly

  3. Hide From Your Mom

  4. Cry Baby

    Make a baby cry. Stare, make faces, scream at it, whatever does the trick.

  5. Block Somebody

    Simply stand in the way of someone who appears to be in a hurry.

  6. Tell A Lie

  7. Bitch and Moan

  8. Pay in Earrings

  9. Don’t Be Friendly

  10. Ruin the Picture

    When someone is getting ready to snap a photo, just jump in there, with your hand, with your face, just ruin it. Better if you can do it on a ‘Selfie’!

  11. Call Security

    They’ll be happy to hear from you. Maybe pretend to be the guy’s mom?

  12. What’s the Point?!

    Say “What’s the point?” to someone.  Then wait a few seconds and say it again a little louder.  Can be played ad nausoum.

  13. Only Wear Jumpsuits

Non-Categorical Stupid Games

  1. Break Your Skin

  2. Run Amok

  3. Sit In Gum

  4. Get Darker

  5. Don’t Send It

  6. Lick Old Man

    Usually done in the Japanese subway system. When an old Japanese man is reading the newspaper or asleep on the train You lick his face, usually elicits an interesting reaction.

  7. Zombie Basketball

    Can be any sport. Just kind of be a zombie while participating. Tennis would be good. Not sure if you’d keep hold of the racquet in Zombie Tennis. If you let the racquet drop, then “Drop It” from Meta-Physical games can come into play.

  8. Brain Freeze Impressions

    “Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, upon…Ohhhh… Ahhhhh… brain freeze!”

  9. Elevator Barbecue

Arena Games

  1. Security Bowl

    After walking through the metal detector during a pockets out security check, take the bowl containing your electronics with you as you enter the venue.

  2. Bad Bunny

    Whenever signing your autograph on a shirt, visor, piece of paper, tennis ball etc., throw the item in the air after your signature. Maybe return the pen.

Classic Stupid Games

  1. Risky Business

    Jump flat footed over any large cylindrical object that is sticking up out of the ground. I usually jump over things set up to prevent cars from driving in certain walkways. 2 1/2 to 4 feet is a good height, although I have seen parking meters cleared.

  2. Show Your Stuf

    Whatever you have to show, let it out. A friend of mine who was in “A Chorus Line” does a little twirl.

  3. Bring Your Mom

  4. Flee!

    Throw your hands in the air. Wave them like you really do care.

  5. Wait in Line

  6. Form a Letter

    Ala YMCA, ‘Q’ is a tough one.

  7. Car Service

    Stand at the airport arrivals with a fictional name on a card. What are the chances your party will arrive?

  8. Last Breath

    Standing in the pool with just your nose above the water. Traverse from one side to the other, try not to laugh.

  9. Frog

    Instead of swatting away a bug, try capturing it with your mouth.

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